Adventures in Finnacing and Accounting (Now with Magic)

What just happened, count your limbs

villain probably gonna monologue
time to patch up make sure organs right place

What just happened, count your limbs

You just got plaaaayed sucka! You were in an simulation inside of a simulation!

SIMCEPTION
i bet you saw that joke coming

SIMCEPTION
i bet you saw that joke coming

That which I did...

Anyway!




>You, Groggo and mage have been walking for a while now...
(5 attempts left!)

>What do?

Just fly away fuck the rules aof physics you're flippin adventure hero boy hero adventure

get angry and kill mage, he is not part of the REAL TEAM

Just fly away fuck the rules aof physics you're flippin adventure hero boy hero adventure

>You're already doing that, you dingus!

>What do?

Pretend you're staring into a camera, say "nOt aGaIn!" And then wacky sound effects.

Pretend you're staring into a camera, say "nOt aGaIn!" And then wacky sound effects.

>NOT AGAIN!

>LAUGHTRACK<

>What else do?

Onwards!!

Onwards!!

>Yeah!

>What else do now yes?

Be cradled in the wizard's arms. Make sure you feel safe. He will protect you.

Be cradled in the wizard's arms. Make sure you feel safe. He will protect you.

You are now playing the wizard. You can opt out of being the wizard by uncradling yourself.

>_

>Cast the spell "Detect Plot"

>Wizard hit peak anger
>Wizard: that's it i've had enough of your hero nonsense
>Wizard: the only heroic thing you do is whine and need constant attention even the gnome baby thief thing needs less attention
>Wizard: Now if you did your job maybe the cleric would be here to help your self esteem instead of being a pile of ash in a jar we have to carry back to the nearest temple
>Wizard continues to rant

>Cast the spell "Detect Plot"

A plot is detected!

SpoilerShow

Man Villian trapped Hero Boy into a Crystal Ball and Hero Boy has to thwart him inside reality before Hero Boy gets to the Final Castle of the simulation!

>Wizard hit peak anger

That's it i've had enough of your hero nonsense;
The only heroic thing you do is whine and need constant attention, Even the gnome baby thief thing needs less attention
Now if you did your job maybe the cleric would be here to help your self esteem instead of being a pile of ash in a jar we have to carry back to the nearest temple
>Wizard continues to rant

But we never had a cleric-
Because of your incompetence you dip ass. Fuck you adventure boy, I'm only here because Man Villian captured my son, Kadab. After this quest of general clusterfuckery is over my boot of +4 magic is going up your tiny butt of -32 strength.

>"kinky"

>Wizard: You actually know what the plot's supposed to be so you should be working against any efforts to reach the castle, right? And toward efforts to break the simulation? Or at least freaking out about learning that you're just a simulated being?

in order to break the simulation, spawn infinite chickens

Usually the only way to spawn infinite chickens is Link's method: Attack a helpless chicken a few times until it calls the swarm.

Awrite then, let's find a chicken and beat the shit out of it

>Wizard, use your overwhelming rage to steal the role of protagonist, and break the simulation by flooding it with rage golems

>_


BASH!!!!!!


O H G OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(click! ^)

.......!


Like a PHONEIX BABY!

>_

>Aw yeah this is ADVENTURE WIZARD's story now