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> Tell him off back. Make him pay.

My lord -

o-1.

- O-1, I never would have spoken to you so disrespectfully had I known who you were. You are not stupid or pathetic or weak, rather I am for not realizing your true identity and acting appropriately. =U

sniff. sniff.

...Would you like a tissue? =V

sniff.






You will pay. =)

Pardon? =V

You! Will! Pay! =)

>Ask for something like a unicycle. 200 unicycles. Defeating O-6 in a unicycle duel? Maybe request that. Have you ever seen O-7 duel O-6 with a unicycle on a unicycle?

I! Want! A! Unicycle! =)

... =U


I beg your pardon? :V

A!!!! Unicycle!!!!!! =)


One! Hundred! Unicycles!!!!!! =)

...


=V


Very well, O-1. I defer to your wisdom and superior expertise. If I must make it up to you with a gift of 100 unicycles, then it would be my utmost pleasure to do so. :V

Yay! =)


Okay! Okay! I’m done here. =)



O-3 | O-6 | O-7
O-8 | O-10 |
E | G | I
N | Q | S

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O-3 locked all the tailmics away!
O-6.
Unicycles! Unicycles!
O-8 had a weak brain.
It’s O-X.
- --
A pair of E-xplorers back from a mission!
G-eneral.
An I-nvestigator and their friend
A priest of the N-eo seeing patients.
Q-uarantine workers dealing with an anomaly! But just an inconvenient one. =)
A S-urgeon at their woods station.

> UNICYCLES! UNICYCLES!

Q-uarantine! Q-uarantine! Q-uarantine!

>Unicycles! Unicycles!

I want that sweet O-8 lore ; )

I want that sweet O-8 lore ; )

heck yea

Q-Class

So it ain't hostile? ^w^


Seems not! No one's gotten hurt so far. But it's blocking the subway, you know? So people are having a hard time getting to work. :=3


Bet it was that anomaly Q-7523 let get away. OwO


Aw, don't be mean. Q-7523 did their best. :=3


(Also they had no way of knowing the harmless anomaly would be an inconvenience later…:=3)


No one got hurt, this time. It doesn't seem hostile, this time. You can't just say, “I tried really hard,” and think that's good enough, 'specially in our line of work. ^w^


Plus Q-7523 is mean enough for the both’a us. That jerk ain’t worth the sympathy. OwO


(I know...sorry…:=3)


Jeeeeeez, we didn't point a flamethrower at you or nothing. ^w^


D-

Don't! =)

...? ^w^


Somethin’ wrong Q-41252015? ^w^

Always.

We have to leave right now!

Wait no, go run into the thing, see what it is, we'll fix this.

D0nt act weird! we w0uldnt want t0 ruin this q classes life.... d0 the antics when we find 0urselves al0ne, als0 say
"Sorry, accidentally thought out loud. =)"

> This anomaly! Is my! Friend! Friend!

Don't! Do. Not.

Look, you got an anomaly in the subway tunnel, and you got a train. Just send the train along the tracks and the problem will sort itself out.

Besides, you might find one of those cool train conductor hats

> This anomaly! Is my! Friend! Friend!

Don't! Do. Not.

Seconding both!

Anomalies are friends! Not fuel!

d0nt listen t0 them! it may be fun... but i can tell y0u the results. and thats n0t that fun, n0w, is it?

Even if you don't highjack the train still go for the cool hat

This anomaly! Is my! Friend! Friend! =)

...

You ain't Q-41252015. ^w^


Q-7776…? :=3

Don't! Do not. =)

And exactly what the fuck are you telling me not to do? ^w^

I'm! Going! To! Help!!! =)

W-wait, Q-41252015 -

HELLOOOOO mothers and fuckers! Are you ready to ROCK?


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Q-41252015??? What’s gotten into you? :=3

The name of this game is simple! If you agree, then we’ll have a nice, two-team competition. If you win, I die. If I win, you die.

I thought you said it wasn’t hostile! ^w^


Th-that’s what the report said!!! :=3

What competition we’re having, you may ask? Well, you should already know this!


BATTLE! OF THE! BAAAAANDS!


If you don’t take up the challenge, well - we don’t need spoilsports here, now do we?


NO WE DON’T!


No, we don’t. Spoilsports get kicked out.

So what’ll it be?

>Improv Karaoke: It's like regular karaoke, but the song is made up and the lyrics don't matter.

>Challenge them to unicycles instead. A true battle needs unicycles. Not death.

Battle of the bands? This is a great oppor-tuna-ty! Let's school these fish with our fin-tastic beats!