Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Stabbing your way through games with overpowered daggers is just no fun. I mean, 15-30 times the damage on a backstab? Overpowered as all hell! Let me show you a real display of skill as I carve through the masses with a real man's weapon:

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let me pull my shank for entry.

Nothing says in like the manliest souvenir item in mankind that I just saw at a store a few hours ago:


THE BULLET KNIFE

Hold on a second lemme just grab some construction paper and I'll have something to go here aaaaand okay I'm ready!

I am appeased, I am back.

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image of this in action

Dini has convinced me against my better judgment

We've come to shank bitches...
...and he hasn't had any B̶̸̜̰̥̟͎͘R̡̝̜͎̫̤̘E̶͏̸̠̬͙͇̙̬̗͚A̛̩͙̖̖͖͇̠͞Ḑ̼͉̹͎̠͍͙͖ͅC̵̘͖̗͕̕R̸̞̩͓͙̣̪̀͠ͅṴ̵̭M̷̡͇͖̼B̤͎̠̫̪͖̗͔̕͞Ș̶̛͍̹

E: nevermind



SHARK KNIFE

Oh.

Okay.

I will do stabbing with my trusty knife:



Just might take some effort.

Ok im will come back from the dead for awhile to stab everyone here



My knife is the pointy chin of Alan Tudyk. aka Wash from firefly

I am a leaf on the wind....

Stab.

I am a leaf on the wind....

Stab.

2 soon

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My knife is Gay Batman approved.

1:04 AM - Mirdini: I'm guessing since you haven't posted yet and you've been in ET while I was asking about it you're not up for shanktimes? :0
1:04 AM - Sanzh: I'm not really into mafia stuff, sorry
1:04 AM - Mirdini: s'not really a mafia though

Fuck it, I'm down. Will edit in with shanking implement when my net's a bit less awful.

Due to the various concerns and the facts that I'm not sure I can top Niall's angelic decrees and I'm more comfortable in my voluminous shenanigans pool anyway I have changed the RULES OF THE GAME pursuant to Shank-A-Bitch Clause 135, Paragraph 32 (The Shanklord may at any time revert from Game 2's ruleset to Game 1's). I humbly request all y'all shankbitches take this under advisement.

Consider me in!

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Due to the various concerns and the facts that I'm not sure I can top Niall's angelic decrees and I'm more comfortable in my voluminous shenanigans pool anyway I have changed the RULES OF THE GAME pursuant to Shank-A-Bitch Clause 135, Paragraph 32. I humbly request all y'all shankbitches take this under advisement.

aw

I have mine polished and ready

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O: I'm here with my trusty friends, Shanky McShankerson and Shankity Shanks. They're pirates.

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Ahhhh!

After ten thousand years I'M BACK!! It's time to CONQUER

ERTH

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no i'm not using the sword i'm literally beating you up w/ Goldar

he's the knife

I will shank with my lurkshank:

I'll be using my trusty spatula.

Sorry to pop in unannounced.

It seems I'm not the only spy.

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Amateurs.

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