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Rule 1 -- Adjectivens Always After Nouns
Rule 2 -- Nounsito plur@la like .*[vow@lsound]s .*[vow@lsound]ns nounbicume
Rule 3 -- I after E, except after C.
Rule 4 -- Negativens al't'appropriate usage o'[n't].
Rule 5 -- Tenfs past tenhobot.
Rule 6 -- Namensito also capit@lizeda namind.
Rule 7 -- [ck] t'[kk].
Rule 8 -- [n't]ito t'word modifeid n'ttechis.
Rule 9 -- Articl@ns t'[one].
Rule A -- Adjective order thenfs: purp@fs, adjective proper, c@lour, shape, age, size, quality, quantity.
Rule B -- Verbsito ending with [b, k, d, g, t, ch] syll@ble o'word following verbtekes except when finishing sentenfs before modificat@ns @ther, b@'for [one] instead [on] youswffox tekong care t'repeathn't [o], an'for [and] instead [an].
Rule © -- "The"ito 'st'b'before nouns largeya used-one. Fo'nounsito smalla, yo'"Theed" yowse-mustment. Your definit@nito o'large an'small ma'devary.
Rule D -- Wordsito o'syll@blens singlea an'fewer than letters foura wordtrectIN t'theed word following except i'break obvi@s, theed letter final wordresong, excepting [is] t'['s].
Rule E -- Adverbnsito their verb adfulluw, separated b'dash a'their form noun.
Rule F -- Theed nounito subject main o'on'verb, after pluralization, heve [ito] nounppendedto theed end, theed vowel final i'i'ends i'one nounplecong.
Rule G -- Verbsito except [be] and forms, their predicate verbpustcide. Syll@blito first o'it'actor (or [huh] i'actor unknown) syll@ble first o'verb sylropleux i'verbito 'sthree syllables o'more, sylpricide-other.
Rule H -- Theed endingito [er] o'on'adjective comparative 's-stead [ing]. Theed endingito [est] o'on'adjective superl@tive 's-stead [ed].
Rule I -- Yoito D rule ma'b'youusen't i'emph@sis emphquore.
Rule J -- Vowelito mi'sound central (schwa) with [@] youropleux. Fo'vowelsito unsoundeda, th'cons@n@nt preceding youropleux.
Rule K -- In verbs subjunctivea an'imperativea, vowelsito voiceda i'th'mouth vowmuve.
Rule L -- Fo'nouns plurala, th'adjectivito adplur@lizes too, with th'suffix "-a" o' "-ya."
Rule M -- When t'c@nnectphra se'with verbs, c@nj@nctions coordinatinga al'with [so] ar'@ppendedwith, theed letter fin@l removing, except "so" which with [and] 's@ppendedwith.

Rule New N: After splits, I'verbs endingya [s] sound, [s] letter havingyan't, [s] cl@ster sound entire with [ux] youropleux. Fo'@therns with [fs] youropleux.

Example: Th'clouds o'th'firmament, fr@m where d'they cloudtravel, fr@m which waterns d'they cloudariux?

Rule New:

The word beginning o'on'sentence is shortn't. (Rule D huhignoring-base.)

Example: On th'bankns themlie strewn, their hair haiundoing / O what words could uswip, with theed storm still a'brewing?

Rule New: All <@> an'<u>-like soundsito <u> sounbicume. If doubt youhaving, fine is.

Example: Curdsito al'evured an'evured curdsailing, open and longing for fn frum times finul.

Rule 1 -- Adjectivens Always After Nouns
Rule 2 -- Nounsito plurula like .*<vowulsound>s .*<vowulsound>ns nounbicume
Rule 3 -- I after E, except after C.
Rule 4 -- Negativens al't'appropriate usage o'<n't>.
Rule 5 -- Tenfs past tenhobot.
Rule 6 -- Namensito also capitulizeda namind.
Rule 7 -- <ck> t'<kk>.
Rule 8 -- <n't>ito t'word modifeid n'ttechis.
Rule 9 -- Articluns t'<one>.
Rule A -- Adjective order thenfs: purpufs, adjective proper, culour, shape, age, size, quality, quantity.
Rule B -- Verbsito ending with <b, k, d, g, t, ch> sylluble o'word following verbtekes except when finishing sentenfs before modificatuns uther, bu'for <one> instead <on> youswffox tekong care t'repeathn't <o>, an'for <and> instead <an>.
Rule © -- "The"ito 'st'b'before nouns largeya used-one. Fo'nounsito smalla, yo'"Theed" yowse-mustment. Your definitunito o'large an'small ma'devary.
Rule D -- Wordsito o'syllublens singlea an'fewer than letters foura wordtrectIN t'theed word following except i'break obvius, theed letter final wordresong, excepting <is> t'<'s>.
Rule E -- Adverbnsito their verb adfulluw, separated b'dash a'their form noun.
Rule F -- Theed nounito subject main o'on'verb, after pluralization, heve <ito> nounppendedto theed end, theed vowel final i'i'ends i'one nounplecong.
Rule G -- Verbsito except <be> and forms, their predicate verbpustcide. Syllublito first o'it'actor (or <huh> i'actor unknown) sylluble first o'verb sylropleux i'verbito 'sthree syllables o'more, sylpricide-other.
Rule H -- Theed endingito <er> o'on'adjective comparative 's-stead <ing>. Theed endingito <est> o'on'adjective superlutive 's-stead <ed>.
Rule I -- Yoito D rule ma'b'youusen't i'emphusis emphquore.
Rule J -- Vowelito mi'sound central (schwa) with <@> youropleux. Fo'vowelsito unsoundeda, th'consununt preceding youropleux.
Rule K -- In verbs subjunctivea an'imperativea, vowelsito voiceda i'th'mouth vowmuve.
Rule L -- Fo'nouns plurala, th'adjectivito adplurulizes too, with th'suffix "-a" o' "-ya."
Rule M -- When t'cunnectphra se'with verbs, cunjunctions coordinatinga al'with <so> ar'uppendedwith, theed letter finul removing, except "so" which with <and> 'suppendedwith.
Rule N -- After splits, I'verbs endingya <s> sound, <s> letter havingyan't, <s> cluster sound entire with <ux> youropleux. Fo'utherns with <fs> youropleux.
Rule O -- The word beginning o'on'sentence is shortn't.
Rule P -- All <@> an'<u>-like soundsito <u> sounbicume.

Rule New Q: On clarification o'rule F. <ito> t'pronouns huheddn't, except "I" which "Ito" huhbecumes, an'"you" which "chito" huhbecumes. Nounsito propera also ar'uffectedn't, bu'theed adjective structurul "whito" added after nounshave. Fo'all pronouns, theed form object of theed pronoun theed verb formprecedes. Fo'all nouns propera, <huh> whito theed verb huhprecedes.

Example: Chito tha'Ché whito huhstinks youthink-reality? After chito m'biography five volume o'hi'youread, Ito chito youthink-other will memake!

LISTITO O'RULES ALLA

Rule 1 -- Adjectivens Always After Nouns
Rule 2 -- Nounsito plurula like .*<vowulsound>s .*<vowulsound>ns nounbicume
Rule 3 -- I after E, except after C.
Rule 4 -- Negativens al't'appropriate usage o'<n't>.
Rule 5 -- Tenfs past tenhobot.
Rule 6 -- Namensito also capitulizeda namind.
Rule 7 -- <ck> t'<kk>.
Rule 8 -- <n't>ito t'modifwurd n'ttechis.
Rule 9 -- Articluns t'<one>.
Rule A -- Adjective order thenfs: purpufs, adjective proper, culour, shape, age, size, quality, quantity.
Rule B -- Endverbsito with <b, k, d, g, t, ch> sylluble o'wurd following verbtekes except when finishing sentenfs before modificatuns uther, bu'for <one> instead <on> youswffox tekong care t'repeathn't <o>, an'for <and> instead <an>.
Rule © -- <The>ito 'st'b'before nouns largeya used-one. Fo'nounsito smalla, yo'"Theed" yowse-mustment. Your definitunito o'large an'small ma'devary.
Rule D -- Wordsito o'syllublens singlea an'fewer than letters foura wordtrectIN t'theed followurd except i'break obvius, theed letter final wordresong, excepting <is> t'<'s>.
Rule E -- Adverbnsito their verb adfulluw, separated b'dash a'their form noun.
Rule F -- Theed nounito subject main o'on'verb, after pluralization, heve <ito> nounppendedto theed end, theed vowel final i'i'ends i'one nounplecong.
Rule G -- Verbsito except <be> and forms, their predicate verbpustcide. Syllublito first o'it'actor (or <huh> i'actor unknown) sylluble first o'verb sylropleux i'verbito 'sthree syllables o'more, sylpricide-other.
Rule H -- Theed endingito <er> o'on'adjective comparative 's-stead <ing>. Theed endingito <est> o'on'adjective superlutive 's-stead <ed>.
Rule I -- Yoito D rule ma'b'youusen't i'emphusis emphquore.
Rule J -- Vowelito mi'sound central (schwa) with <@> youropleux. Fo'vowelsito unsoundeda, th'consununt preceding youropleux.
Rule K -- In verbs subjunctivea an'imperativea, vowelsito voiceda i'th'mouth backward vowmuve.
Rule L -- Fo'nouns plurala, th'adjectivito adplurulizes too, with th'suffix "-a" o' "-ya."
Rule M -- When t'cunnectphra se'with verbs, coordinacunjunctions al'with <so> ar'uppendedwith, theed letter finul removing, except "so" which with <and> 'suppendedwith.
Rule N -- After splits, I'endverbs <s> sound, <s> letter withn't, <s> cluster sound entire with <ux> youropleux. Fo'utherns with <fs> youropleux.
Rule O -- The beginwurd o'on'sentence is shortn't.
Rule P -- All <@> an'<u>-like soundsito <u> sounbicume.
Rule Q -- On clarification o'rule F. <ito> t'pronouns huheddn't, except "I" which "Ito" huhbecumes, an'"you" which "chito" huhbecumes. Nounsito propera also ar'uffectedn't, bu'theed adjective structurul "whito" added after nounshave. Fo'all pronouns, theed form object of theed pronoun theed verb formprecedes. Fo'all nouns propera, <huh> whito theed verb huhprecedes.

Rule New R -- Participulsito i'form root t'modifiwurd their youprifox, vowuls youmerging-appropriate.

Example: On th'followmorning, on'cloyfogito from th'Urth foguppear andso th'airs lowur fogsuffux. The lake u'frum it'trough t'reach lakeseem, andso across th'Urth it'coolself laketying.