Misfortuna: a fortuna fanventure

>check on the good best pal, whoever that might be.

Hello! I'm your near useless patron! I've just been quiet and all!

You also probably forgot my name since I'm boring as all sin, I'm Mendacius or you can call me fakepollo since that's the form I'm taking right now

> wait, hold up, since when did we have this perfect boy as our patron???

P-perfect?! Nonono im not perfect,I'm a liar, a trickster and a roman loser!

> okay enough of that. Do we have any particular goals for this run? Getting all the achievements? Winning/losing as fast as possible? Gimme something to go on.

Well...no...But I'd prefer if we win

And sorry if I get way too attached to the characters, I know they're just pawns but I guess it's because I'm weak..

> TRASH THE PLACE.like a good employee.

>be the best employee and misplace EVERYTHING.

> Hey where's your co-worker? You know, the other metaparxi who looks like you?

> What's your cool patron power Mendacius?

Well...I can make illusions...and maybe if you find some playing cards I can do something cool with those..

>I have no problem with the attached thing, I am alredy a bit too atached with Jyko, small lovely fucker.
> Manager : Appear to defuse situation
> Jyko : Don't be defused.

> Jyko: Calm down, you cannot afford to be fired! Speak with your co-worker.

> Aww you're not as useless as you think, illusions are a great power!

Well... I guess if you say so...

> Stay calm and rational, you can do it. Hey wait is your friend behind your store? This would be a perfect time to ask for a break and get some air.

Admit that our patron does have flaws, but otherwise, they are a wonderful patron and we're pretty happy we've got them with us.

>run as soon as they put you down.

> Chill in a angry way.

Apollo has a neat style, nothing wrong with being influenced by it
plus romans are p cool

>get back to stocking, and consider a way to burn the store down without killing coworkers

Yeah...I think Apollo is pretty neat even though I've never talked to him

Because everytime I see him I just run, hide and then contemplate what I should say and then realize that he's gone and that I screwed everything up

Ey, welcome to the club. Not always easy to talk with folks.

>Alright, time to check on your friend.

Aww, do you have a [friend and/or romantic] crush on him?

> Go look for your friend before he gets himself killed on a stationary ship or something.

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kiss kiss fall in love!!!!