Errand Boy

> Go steal that guys pants. You never know what people keep in their pockets and at the very least the fabric could be helpful.

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I started this adventure in early August. It was my first forum adventure, and I underestimated the amount of time it would take to make regular updates for the adventure. Work and life quickly got in the way, and I gave up about ten days in. I now have some more time on my hands, and I'd like to start this adventure up again. From here on out, I'm going to try and update at least once a week.

tl;dr I stopped updating the adventure, but I'm back and I'll be updating at least once a week.

Posted by Heyoceama - 08-19-2016 06:23 AM
> Go steal that guys pants. You never know what people keep in their pockets and at the very least the fabric could be helpful.

You step around back of the building where the man has fallen. Perhaps he was carrying something of some value. Carefully rifling through the bloodied pile of meat and bones, the sharp curve and the man's thighs and his well defined calves catch your attention. The unwashed, bloodied stretch pants so perfectly emphasize his legs you stand there in a trance, tears rolling down your cheek as you admire the perfection of nature that was this man's legs.

The legs quickly lose their shape as you massage and peel them out of the pants. You're unsure why, but you need these pants.



You add them to you inventory and equip them. You now have five open slots. Your stats change with the new equipment.

+ 12 Sexiness
- 4 Public Indecency

New move learned!
Blind Charge



With your new stretch pants you feel invigorated and ready to continue your search, you quickly go back over your clues which you're keeping tucked in your wig to save on inventory space. Right now you have:

A card to a strip club not far from here. It's signed by someone named Marla.

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The address and apartment of an apparently dead man Jack has been spying on.

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Some papers you found in a compartment under Jack's bed that have an address on them. May or may not be a trap.

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You've also got a picture of him so you know what he looks like.

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You stand in front of Jack's apartment complex, the sky darkening, apartment buildings lighting up with small barrel fires and electric lanterns.

With shadows lengthening over the city and a debt to collect, where do you go first?

> Go check on the hanging man, maybe he has more clothes for you to steal.