you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

It turns out bananas are lobsters. Do with this information what you will.

it turns outShow

[box=transparent border=5][outline=ffffff]that not opening the spoiler this text is contained in is the key to opening the banana door[/outline][/box]

open the banana door to your heart

it turns out this isn't a banana

it turns out you need to compress enough bananas into a single space that it makes a singularity. then you can use the gravitational pull to suck the peel away.

it turns out you need to take a banana exam. 'naning is hard work, y'know, and only the most studious and scholarly among us can elucidate their nature and reap the rewards of bananacademia.

it turns out you need to melt a bunch of bananas and then pour them in a vat of water. when the bananas solidify into a prince rupert drop, break it and the peel will shatter off, revealing the unpeeled banana

it turns out bananas are actually prima materia and you must create the philosopher's stone using them

it turns out bananas are like onions: they have layers

it turns out you must use a pocket knife to whittle away the peel

it turns out you must compress a lot of bananas into a small enough space that the bananas undergo nuclear fusion

it turns out you must compress a lot of bananas into a small enough space that the potassium atoms become condensed enough that they begin acting as a nuclear reactor

it turns out you must extract the energy from both of these processes to power a peeled-banana factory

it turns out you need to oxidize the bananas' atoms really fast

it turns out you need to rearrange the banana's atoms into cubes of each respective element, and then consume those cubes one by one

it turns out you must use a laser mill to cut it into the shape of a slightly smaller banana

it turns out you need to solve for x

it turns out you need to extract the inside through osmosis

it turns out all bananers banana bananas

it turns out that if you're tired of peel, peel, peeling, you need to stop and use the handy-peel

it turns out nonagon infinity peels the banana

it turns out there's not enough time

it turns out you must apply acupuncture

it turns out banana peels are coiled like springs and one tap will make it explode

it turns out you must apply acutaries