Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

HYYIINNNGGG BERURU WHY YOU GARRA DO DAT?

DO YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING?[/B]

sinnet you try to kille the bartensdre and serve drinks w their blood

artender: fill 'er up: gin & tonic

mann this civil wars gonna be awesome. Noting like real dranks to correspond with virtual drins.

Schazer's like, already won, but no reason to not enjoy all the festivities. Gotta have an opposing side to even have a fun contest. Otherwise it's all, "aw I missed outs" vs. "YEAH BACKING THE SURE HORSE". Drama is the obama.

I havnt been been getting drunk even though i have been ordering drinks...
Either i am immune to alcohol poisoning or some one forgot to tell me how drunki am in my QT

Vote: IGC for getting close to threatening my comrade in the glorious Slorange revolution. We stand together.

If it is to be war then it is time to kick it up a notch.

Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Tequila)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Tequila)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Tequila)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Tequila)

Hey Wheat. Oh man this is FANTASTIC. But gotta say, I should be at 2 FANTASTIC shots. Because that Everclear is taking its effects. And. They. Are. THRILLING. While we're at it Bartender, my man of mans, how about we Fill 'er up: Martini. Thank you very very much.

If I have the option, I'd rather be on Team Switzerland if you know what I mean.

aw hell naw...

bartender fill 'er up (wine)...
bartender fill 'er up (beer)...
bartender fill 'er up (whiskey)...

bring it on...

(legitshimatshly though i don't wantsh berurush to have te picklesh... ish not good fer her health... do wantsh to know what te myshtery solushion ish though...)

Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)

PALALALALALALA DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PICKLES ARE HEART AND HEALTHY AND CANT KILL ANYONE NOPE THEY ARE COMPLETELY HARMLESS.

kieros, destroying one's own liver is totally fun you should try it
Temperance is so 80 years ago

do you want to be a depression-era person

do you

it's not fun lalalalala goddamn it fulfilling character limits is really boring mmhmmm

We need votals up in here when is this day going to end

When shall I have my pickles

do you want to be a depression-era person?

No, but here's the thing; how are you all going to be getting home in NINE HOURS (and twenty-ish minutes) when the bar closes?
Oh, and I hope that answers you other question.

aw man. icg is totally gonna get the pickles. i don't even know why i bothered to start drinking. i never win anything.

Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Beer)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Sake)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Greyhound)

i mean look at this. i'm mixing boozes like a chump, and i'm just making things worse... all i'm gonna be is the first loser.

I don't know I'll just be happy to have some pickles

Bartender: Fill'er up (Wine)

Boogey be reasonable, you can't out-drink a machine

EBWOP: I'M GOING TO DIE

damnit credit... i am doing this for a reason...

we dont want too many of schashersh glorioush army getting blashted like shlorangeshesh conscriptsh...

but here you are ruining everyshing...

(alsho no offensh but i trusht you wish nigh invinshibiliteh shlightly more tehn beruru... that ish not a complimentsh...

Then who do you trust most with it? The person who drinks the least?

Also, because we haven't had them for a while, here's the current vote standings:

Kieros (3): Slorange, Schazer, Anacreon
ICGC (3): Garuru, Beruru, Boogeyman
Mirdini (2): Cat, Airey
BTP (2): Rin, Palamedes
Sruix (2): ProfessorLizzard, DForge
ProfessorLizzard (1): Kieros
Gene (1): Texcat
Bears (1): Fogel
curiousCat (1): Mirdini
Palamedes (1): Amos
TehPilot (1): ParadoxGamer
Schazer (1): Sruix
Rin (1): TehPilot
Seedy (1): Gene
Texcat (1): Seedy
Garuru (1): ICGC

Abstaining (5): LegendaryQ, HurlingPagan, 0_o, BTP, Reecer6

With 28 alive, it takes 15 to lynch. With these votes, No One would be lynched. There is no soft lynch. Day ends on April 7th at 11:00 PM CST.

Ah'm shtill here too.

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Irish Whiskey)
Bartender: Fill 'er up (Scotch)
Bartender: Fill 'er up (Shrub) [Rum & Citrus]

Bartender: fill 'er up (Jello shot)
Bartender: fill 'er up (Jello shot)
Bartender: fill 'er up (Jello shot)

Going for broke over here.

A second fight is probably going to happen pretty soon...

m so drnk wht m dng?

Right you are!

let me introduce you to the standard wardog of the Townzia Military:



The Murderdog.

Each of the combatants has one - The leaders don't because why would they be on the front lines?

TEAM REBEL, Lead by Schazer
-Kieros - Nyanza -
-ProfessorLizzard - Zomp -
-Cat - Red -
-amosmyn - Teal -
-Dragon Fogel - Ube -
-Palamedes - Maroon -
-Airey - Khaki -
-TehPilot - Emerald -
-ICan'tGiveCredit - Quartz -
-Reecer6 - Cyan -
-LegendaryQ - Amaranth -
-Seedy - Goldenrod -
-Mirdini - Indigo -


TEAM TOWNZIA, Lead by Slorange
-BTP - Sapphire -
-Drakenforge - Byzantine -
-Beruru - Lime -
-Boogeyman - Fuchsia -
-ParadoxGamer - Xanadu -
-HurlingPagan - Vermilion -
-Anacreon - Wine -
-0_o - Jasmine -
-GenetiXientist - Yellow -
-Garuru - Orange -
-Pharas (rin) - Honeydew -
-Sruixan - Peridot -
-Texcat - Dirt -

It is a practice of the Townzians to breed the dogs prior to war to create uber Murderdogs to better eviscerate your opponents with, and so that's what each of you shall do. Each combatant will breed their dog with another dog on their side to produce a new one with new abilities. It is the job of the team leaders to direct this as best they see fit.

Oh Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak~

(also Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Wine) because because)

I relinquish control of my dog to Slorange.

Oh my.