Suburban Tot Super Street Gang

Obviously you need to UP THE STAKES. Sneak off to find some OTHER kids, and start a SECOND gang. Then orchestrate a GANG WAR.

Oh, man! This is the second best idea you’ve had all day (second only to starting a gang, of course). It’s time to up the aunty. Your gang is great and all. You’ve got a really rich kid, a kid with crayons, and a kid with a bunch of really hot sisters. But you need something big, something like real live GANG VIOLENCE to toughen them up.

If you can't find other kids, split the group in two and have a GANG CIVIL WAR

You don’t see that happening.


M: “I’ve got super awesome gang leader stuff to do. I’ll see you guys after lunch kay bye.”

ORKES—ORCA—ORQUESTRA—START A GANG WAR HAS BEEN ADDED TO YOUR LIST OF GOALS.

Go into a non-gang member's house for both food and toilets!

A:”I still don’t see why we couldn’ta just gone to my house or Del’s house or your house.”



J:”Excuse me perfectly normal woman, may we use your perfectly normal restroom?”



Mrs. V: ”ohlookatyouaren’tyoupreciousofcourseyoucancomeinsidehaveyouhadlunchillmakeyoulunchyourmotherswontmindwipeyourfeetplease”

Go and pee before doing anything else!

Well, this is a nice normal bathroom with no unpleasant surprises.

A:”Are you still mad about that time my brother walked out of the bathroom covered in leaves and scared you so bad you pee--”



Oh look, the seat is down.

> Snacktime

D:”And our catch phrase is ‘hey bub, you just got JAM’D!’”

Meanwhile…



Now how are you going to attract kids while keeping your gang leader cool?