Let's go vampire hunting

Scream shrilly, and try to clamber back into the tunnel.

WAAAGHHH NOOO IT'S GONE!! You're stuck here forever?!?!

>Get out your English-to-Demonic Runes dictionary.

You bring out your handy Advanced Demonic Runes to English/English to Simple Demonic Runes dictionary from your backpack (still full of important shit). It's a hefty tome.

Ask not-vampires if they've seen any vampires.

You ask one of the locals about vampires, because this is clearly what matters most at the time. This proves to be extremely easy for you as you were told quite often how prolific a demonic rune interpreter you were (you made up things most of the time though).



Uh, okay. You didn't catch any of that but he's pointing over there so...

Avoid falling into river of bones.

...

You fail to avoid falling into the river of bones.



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