RE: Important Business Meeting- MANDATORY!!
12-09-2014, 02:58 PM
Hey boss, sorry I had to check in via this pudgy pigeon. I apologize if this pigeon is violently twitching or smells like crystal meth to you, I totally wasn't making said meth in the bathroom when I got in a tug-o-war with this bird over a joint, honest!
That was the dude in the stall before me. I tried to cook bacon and eggs with the lab and that is it I swear! Sure I smoked the entire batch, but can you blame me?
Regardless I'm getting sidetracked, I regret to inform you I'm taking sick leave until further notice because this stuff was just loaded with cyanide for some reason. If the janitor offers you 'toilet rollies', just say nonononono! RE: these dumb birds, has anybody contacted John Woo's animal training person I guess? I'm waaaay too poisoned and admittedly high to think of the details here.
That was the dude in the stall before me. I tried to cook bacon and eggs with the lab and that is it I swear! Sure I smoked the entire batch, but can you blame me?
Regardless I'm getting sidetracked, I regret to inform you I'm taking sick leave until further notice because this stuff was just loaded with cyanide for some reason. If the janitor offers you 'toilet rollies', just say nonononono! RE: these dumb birds, has anybody contacted John Woo's animal training person I guess? I'm waaaay too poisoned and admittedly high to think of the details here.
