The Subject Alpha & Fancy Cheeses Thread ft. Sai

I am completely open to the idea of crafting some kind of ARG or ARG-resembling series of confusing rules, images, and clues that ultimately lead nowhere, for the purpose of bamboozling BrySi and BrySi only, because that's more or less what I was hoping to achieve by sending him the picture I made, only better. Feel free to either contribute to that initiative in any way at all, or just keep talking about absolutely whatever, in this thread, and I'll see about bundling it all up into a mysterious and meaningless puzzle some time.