Man of Action
03-31-2012, 04:44 PM
A bearded man, in tip top shape, jet black hair, and blue eyes rides on his motorcycle. He is fit, accentuating his muscles with his scarlet exercise shirt and his dark black pants. Riding out against the sun, over a highway, this man glows with a powerful aura, one that springs things into action.
This man is me, Arckal Stich, stuntman, actor, Mixed Martial Artist, and winner of a multiversal battle to the death. How's that for a resume? About a year ago, while filming a movie with the director Michael Bay, I was 'blessed' as he ascended into godhood, turning my life into something akin to an action movie. Ninjas want my head, monsters spring up from nowhere, and tigers decide to make my kitchen their home.'
It isn't an easy life, but someone has to live it, and that someone is me.
This day began like any other, on my way to work, riding my beautiful motorcycle, unaware that I would soon enter my third Grand Adventure.
But I'm getting ahead of myself; there was a matter of the morning routine...
This man is me, Arckal Stich, stuntman, actor, Mixed Martial Artist, and winner of a multiversal battle to the death. How's that for a resume? About a year ago, while filming a movie with the director Michael Bay, I was 'blessed' as he ascended into godhood, turning my life into something akin to an action movie. Ninjas want my head, monsters spring up from nowhere, and tigers decide to make my kitchen their home.'
It isn't an easy life, but someone has to live it, and that someone is me.
This day began like any other, on my way to work, riding my beautiful motorcycle, unaware that I would soon enter my third Grand Adventure.
But I'm getting ahead of myself; there was a matter of the morning routine...
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