I'll answer your questions

how do i make the longestt thread on forum place like you my goblini'sh companion?

You have to be engaging. Let people shine, and reward their ingenuity.

Which type of animal would make the best zookeeper? The best accountant? The best doctor? The best politician? The best game programmer?

A human. A human. A human. A human. A human.

But, if you want a fun answer:

Meerkats (they are organized and would keep good watch over things)
Octopus (they have great control over their own bodies, imagine the control they'd have over your personal finances!)
Leech (all maladies are caused by bad blood, drain the blood. drain the blood.)
Crows (they're dominant globally for a reason: they know how to solve problems)
A cute lil lizard (cause they know how to have fun)

Have you heard of the euthanasia coaster?

I have now, and I think it's pretty disturbing!

How do you do?

There are good days and there are bad days.

Goblin's, do you ever get a really strong sense of something bad being "due" to happen to you, and you wish you'd just trip or get a bad cut or get mugged or something just to get it over and done with?

Impending dread is a pretty common feeling for one such as myself. Usually I have a good reason, though. There are moods I can't fathom or shake, though. Rarely. A change of environment usually changes my blood chemistry and will eliminate any stress hormones coursing through me unduly.



everyone I'm sorry I haven't been answering more questions lately. the amount of negativity in other threads on this board is a pretty big turn off honestly, but I'm trying to hang in there, baby.