Quick Dirty Bastards: For All The Lovers Out There

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Quick Dirty Bastards: For All The Lovers Out There
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RE: Quick Dirty Bastards: For All The Lovers Out There
EPILOGUES

GUY PETERSON, main character, becomes King of the Matrix, reunited with all eight of his dads.

BEN BERNANKE, who isn't actually Ben Bernanke, opens up permanent UV nodes on top of every leyline in the world, and becomes a rich man charging tolls.

LADY LIBERTY helps BARRY H. OBAMA pull His America back together from the coups and instability it devolved into in his absence.

SHODAN is stuck on the astral plane, but she can't complain. At least she has DAMIEN TANNER!

PETE NOVEMBER doesn't get to hang out with them, though, because it turns out he was never alive in the first place.

DR. ANGSTROM secures further funding and becomes the world premiere researcher on the inter-connectivity between the matrix, astral, and physical planes.

KAZUKI FUJIMOTO finishes his entire character arc in about a half hour, makes nice with his older brother, his anime nature, and nabs a management position at Shiawase. He's in charge of increasing radditude exponentially every quarter.

NATHAN KEATS, thanks to his blog, and Guy's internet-wide promotion of it, becomes a celebrity assassin. The only time he can get any peace and quiet is on obscure missions to the middle of nowhere that the target never seems to show up to, only a fellow Evocorp assassin lady, who also must keep getting fooled by these unscrupulous Mr. Johnsons.

HARVESTINE keeps on keepin' on. She settles down as best as a Harvestine can, doing odd jobs, greening Seattle, and selling explosions to JJ. One day, she will be chairwoman of the Environmental Offensive Agency.

LYDIA DECEMBER SHEILA JANUARY gets her soul and material-girl status, but still feels empty. She studies up on magic, anything she thinks could bring PETER MARSHALL back — to no avail. Any day now, though... any day.


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