a list of every word 4 butts in English.,.

I shall endeavor to alliterate synonyms for 'butthurt' using all single word examples provided.

Butt blasted
Caboose cantankerous
Rump roasted
Twerk-core tweezed (sounds almost like trick or treat?)
Tush tickled
Glute grazed
Behind battered
Rear ravaged
Fanny flustered
Ass assaulted
Posterior perturbed
Cheeks chopped
Booty blasted
Junk-in-the-trunk jostled
Bum bursted
Tooter tussled
Seat seared
Heinie harmed
Rump roasted
Bottom bothered
Derriere disturbed
(special non-alliterative shout out to 'rectally dissatisfied')
Milkshake mauled
Tailfeather tender
Tuckus torn
Chumpcrusher chastised
Sprocket stricken
William walloped (like William Wallace)
Pooper peeved
Chunky-monkey chagrined
Keister crippled
Backside battered
Bunnet buffeted
Jimmy rustled (sorry)
Scunner scraped (I've literally never heard this word)
Ice-T impaled
Rectum wrecked
Anus anguished