Change ur name

i would change my first name to David and my middle to Bowie so when I meet people I could be like, "Hi, I'm David Bowie (lastname) but you can just call me David!" and they could go "did you say David Bowie?" and I'd smugly reply "fuck no man do I look like an offensively old rockstar with a british accent nitwit?" and scream inside at my horrible mistake of renaming myself and forcing myself to live off the identity of an outdated act like a weird leech. FUN ON A BUN