Ask Niall! "Niadvice" isn't really that catchy, is it?

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SpoilerYes I know NotASenator did this first go away!

Hi everyone. One of my childhood fantasies was that I had always wanted to be an Advice Columnist in some classy newspaper (preferably in the 1920s). In adulthood, this has translated into a minor fetish where I compulsively help others when I see them in a state of unrest, to such an extent where I'll rather solve other's problems than my own. But enough about me. I wanna hear about you.

Ask me anything. From the flippant to the innocuous to the residually weighted. I will answer to the best of my ability, unless I'm drunk, at which point I will start a new thread and drunk-post separate responses there*.

Go ahead. I don't bite. This isn't the Biting Thread**.

*I'm kidding. My metabolism is that of a herd of oxen. Drunk Niall is pretty similar of that to Sober Niall, except less legal to drive and slightly more charming (I think I'm more charming anyway).The More You Know.
**Do we have a Biting Thread yet?