RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
03-29-2012, 01:12 AM
JOE SPRAYS THESE FUCKERS WITH ALL KINDS OF BOOZE. +1 BONUS DIE TO ALL ACTIONS TAKEN THIS ROUND.
NO FUCKIN' WAY ARE THESE GUYS INTIMIDATED BY STEAMCRAB'S BULLSHIT. YOU KIDDIN' ME? COME ON.
THE GM ROLLS 2d8 FOR A TOTAL OF 10. WITH TWO BONUS DICE, STEAMCRAB ROLLS 4d8 FOR 19. TWO OF THESE INTERLOPERS BACK RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY.
BETWEEN THE EVERCLEAR IN THE DUDE'S EYES AND CRABBARD'S GENERALLY IMPRESSIVE PSYCHOKINESIS I AIN'T EVEN GONNA BOTHER ROLLIN'. BITCH FLIES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.
SHIT, NOW THE REMAINING GUYS ARE PISSED AND THEY'RE GRABBIN' PIPES AND SHIT!! YOU GUYS BETTER FUCKIN' DEFEND YOURSELVES OR SOMETHIN'
NO FUCKIN' WAY ARE THESE GUYS INTIMIDATED BY STEAMCRAB'S BULLSHIT. YOU KIDDIN' ME? COME ON.
THE GM ROLLS 2d8 FOR A TOTAL OF 10. WITH TWO BONUS DICE, STEAMCRAB ROLLS 4d8 FOR 19. TWO OF THESE INTERLOPERS BACK RIGHT THE FUCK AWAY.
BETWEEN THE EVERCLEAR IN THE DUDE'S EYES AND CRABBARD'S GENERALLY IMPRESSIVE PSYCHOKINESIS I AIN'T EVEN GONNA BOTHER ROLLIN'. BITCH FLIES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW.
SHIT, NOW THE REMAINING GUYS ARE PISSED AND THEY'RE GRABBIN' PIPES AND SHIT!! YOU GUYS BETTER FUCKIN' DEFEND YOURSELVES OR SOMETHIN'