I'll answer your questions

lizards

okay thats not true gila monsters are pretty crazy

marshmallows?

nah i guess i could choke on them

um. air molecules. final answer.

Your answer is correct! You have been given a lifetime supply of air. If ever you are in need of fresh air, simply ask for it and you shall receive.

FREE, RADICAL AIR MOLECULES

AT LEAST I'M AFRAID OF SOMETHING REASONABLE

You misread the question. I blame your horrible, horrible gloves

does my humanity bestow any BONUS abilities? what if i want to multiclass?

Yes! You get +5 to all rolls concerning having an opinion, and -5 to all rolls regarding childbirth. If you want to multiclass, you'll have to wait until fate delivers a new class unto you. Or take fate into your own hands.

drinking blood from the skulls of my enemies

I don't believe this is what you're least afraid of. For telling a doubtful tale, you have earned the Shroud of Doubt. I'd post it, but I doubt you'd even believe it's the right item.

Wait a minute goblin's, you're married?!? What's her name? Why was I not invited to the wedding? :'(

I'm not afraid of non-commitment.

I'm not married, but I still will not beat a wife. I love goblin. you will be invited to the wedding via skype.

For being unafraid of non-committal situations, I hereby give you 1 Get-Out-Of-Terrible-Circumstance pass. Use it to reverse any decision I make regarding you that you do not feel comfortable with. Including this one!