I'll answer your questions

Is there anything I can do with my copy of one of five keys to a chest that no longer exists?

Oh yes. We are reasonable people, we will use all parts of this stupid adventure. Hold on to every little thing, you will never know when it may be useful again.

the goblin has taken over my house and is holding the laundry hostage, can I get a refund on unused clothes if I have taken off the tag?

Just staple the tags back on, problem solv

Have you stopped beating your wife yet?

What is the most likely "use" of a "power" "tool"?

I willn't start!

If I had to guess, based purely on the design of the "power" "tool".. you could possibly smash it open to unleash a torrent of dark force that could be used to some effect. Or it might do something completely unexpected.. I didn't make it, I only gave it to you.

Are goblin's?

Hell yeah

<sub>are you the type of goblin who enjoys outdoor (terranean) or indoor (lair) activities more

and what kinds of lair or terranean activities</sub>

I ain't no goblin, but I still prefer lair activities. Lair activities such as brooding, crafting and being miserable.

My turn to ask everyone a question:
What are you least afraid of?