RE: I'll answer your questions
10-16-2014, 02:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-16-2014, 02:58 AM by goblin's.)
(10-15-2014, 06:16 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »But did I need to offer up my hands at the time? I was just asking
Are y-you that inSENSITIVE?
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For bringing anime into a sacred place, you have been further cursed. Your hands were unreal before, but now...
Now you will be forced to wear these gloves, which will never fall off your hands whether or not they exist. She has made them for you. You must accept them or you will be cast out.
Behold: The Anime Gloves
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(10-15-2014, 06:17 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Does that jar have Staph bacteria in it?
Yes.. But also magic
(10-15-2014, 06:35 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »What's yellow and dangerous?
A madman in a yellow coat
(10-15-2014, 11:46 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Were the contents of the Master Chest made in anticipation of That Which Is Scheduled To Destroy All, or were they simply pre-existent things which could serve a use in the above situation?
Who locked the MYSTICAL ITEMS in the Master Chest, and were you (goblin's) acting against their interest in distributing the keys?
The contents of the Master Chest are items crafted by the goblin herself... She is beautiful, and thus the objects she makes are beautiful as well. They were made as weapons to be used in the Coming Destruction. You will find them useful, and you may begin to test their properties as soon as you like, provided you ask the right questions.
I locked the items in the chest, and I am always acting in the best interest of She Who Revels in Chaos.
(10-15-2014, 11:52 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Why did the goblin abandon you?
A question founded on a lie! I am never abandoned.
(10-16-2014, 12:41 AM)Garuru Wrote: »Can I have/steal the Party Staph? It looks fun.
You may not have it. I imagine if you had the right item or power, you could try to steal the Party Staph... it is a legendary weapon.
(10-16-2014, 12:52 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Can I stab and reclaim my goods from anyone who tries to steal my hard-earned crap?
You may only use the items you now possess. For the sake of keeping things tidy, after you used the 5 keys on the master chest, all 6 objects disappeared. Only Fogel's copy of the 3rd key still exists.
(10-16-2014, 12:55 AM)Garuru Wrote: »...Can I retract my previous question?
No. You've made a powerful enemy in Schazer. You best hope she is feeling cooperative.
(10-16-2014, 01:31 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Can I eat the Party Staph so I can have a party with all the Staph that would probably be infecting me? I would pretty much be saving Schazer from a disease, right?
Not you specifically, but maybe someone could eat the Party Staph.. You would only be saving Schazer from the foul enchantment my Mistress has cursed the bandage with.