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I cut Slorange open, as the opening of the Master Chest was publicly known as beneficial for my publicly-stated ambitions of helping a majority survive. Eating the keys is an obstructive act and he has forfeited the right to whatever protection I may have conferred once I acquire the contents of the Master Chest.

Do the authorities take issue with this course of action?

The authorities do not! Slorange has been gutted, the keys retrieved.

Additionally, because you seem to kick off festivities just as I'm retiring for the night: what time zone/ecozone are you in, goblin's?

Pacific Standard Time!

ANd NOW the festivities BEGIN!

You, SCHAZER, have OPENED THE MASTER CHEST:

Inside are TWO MYSTICAL ITEMS, crafted by SHE WHO IS PERFECT, the GOBLIN.

Behold your prizes:

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I imagine you might have some.. questions?