I'll answer your questions

@Credit: That's not a drawing! You've immediately lost all 3 levels of probation you've worked so hard to build up!

1. I'm incapable of feeling completely ready; the closest approximation is, in retrospect, having not fucked things up.

2. I'd like to hope I'd take everyone I could. I'm a twisted romantic, so I think there's a charm in being killed hardest by people unaware they're killing me.

3. I'm beseeching a higher authority. Give me Fogel's key, please. I'm deriving satisfaction that this is the manner in which I'm spending my time, and the positive impact doing well at said game will have on my life is incidental at best, so it fits most definitions of a game.

Okay you can't have Fogel's key, because (he?) worked so hard to earn it. Instead, I have duplicated the third key. There are now two copies of it, and you have one.

For your altruistic outlook, you are given the meta-item "goggles". With these, you can protect your eyes from exposure to most harmful chemicals.

1. Not really.

2. I will take Chwoka to safety, because there are 24 of him and he would therefore result in the most bonus points for civilians saved. (That's Chwoka, not ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆, for the record.)

3. By heroically overcoming my innate desire to never interact with other human beings.

4. Webster's Google defines a game as "A form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck." I think we can all agree that nobody in this thread is particularly skillful, lucky, or strong. So no, this is definitely not a game. This is deadly serious.

Your answers to these questions have endeared you to me. You are now in the INNER CIRCLE. the INNER CIRCLE is populated by creatures most foul, but you are under her holy protection.

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Schazer has produced a goblin! And what a lovely green it is.

Schazer has been given the FOURTH MASTER KEY: The Key of RumHam (included is also your copy of the third key, the key of the beatles)

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You have only to gain control of the 5th key in order to unlock the Master Chest!! Others, do not let Schazer pull so far ahead! You will feel nothing but stinging regret when your flesh has turned to sand.