I'll answer your questions

1. Do you feel ready?

2. Who will you take with you to safety when the bloodbath begins?

3. What are you actively doing to win this game? Is it even a game?

1. Not really.

2. I will take Chwoka to safety, because there are 24 of him and he would therefore result in the most bonus points for civilians saved. (That's Chwoka, not ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆, for the record.)

3. By heroically overcoming my innate desire to never interact with other human beings.

4. Webster's Google defines a game as "A form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck." I think we can all agree that nobody in this thread is particularly skillful, lucky, or strong. So no, this is definitely not a game. This is deadly serious.