I'll answer your questions

1. i'm ready

2. my cat

3. nothing; no, there are no rules or goals

Your confidence, and choice of companion are welcome. You have no sin to your name, so you will be left alone for now.

1. Yes.

2. A goblin.

3. Answering questions and questioning answers. And yes.

You are playing the game very well. You cannot take a goblin, though. goblins are banned from competition. conflict of interest.

Since you did not know, you will need a new companion. You may choose any mascot for any Sports team or United States College to take with you.

What are you made out of?

3. Acting in accordance with my nature. No, but that doesn't prevent me from playing one of my own.

I am flesh and blood, as we all are. Side games are encouraged, you will be punished down the line for your success.

3. nothing; no, there are no rules or goals

What are the rules?

What is the goal?

There are more rules than we could ever comprehend. Ask questions, answer questions. This is all we can do.

The goal is survival. Happiness. Please, just get me through this darkness.

1. Wh-why are you asking? Huh? Are you going to make me ready? Do I look like some type of cake to you?

2. I will take the Blood Life Guard, who siphons all blood around him in order to save drowning people.

3. I am actively wishing to kill goblin's. That is the goal of the game. No, this isn't even a game.

4. Only when the moonshine gets cold

For threatening me, and for stating mostly nonsense, you have reached level 3 Question Probation. Finally. You're here. You may ask for personal anecdotes now. goblin's still reserves all right to deny your questions.

I found a goblin under my house, what do I do with it?

give it anything it asks for