I'll answer your questions

Can you teach me magic?

I would probably punch Richard Dawkins. I would show him both of my fists and let him naturally select one to receive to the face. Hopefully he'd incorrectly assume I'm right-handed and choose my left.

Is there such a thing as a duplicitous question?

I cannot teach you magic. It is a sacred and sexy rite. Blood must meet blood.

Your answer to the punch question was surprising. You have earned the 2nd Master Key. You are now very far ahead of the other questioners. If they can't catch up, you may be unchallenged when you begin your inevitable ascension of the 100 steps of riddledom.

There are duplicitous questions. Most questions are inherently treacherous. This "game" we play... it is a game of life and death. Can you feel it? (this is a question, you MUSN'T answer it, Schazer. Someone else can.)

Here is the Second Master Key: The Key of Scary Bones.

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