I'll answer your questions

All future non-questions will be preceded by NaQ (Not a Question). _{NaQ: Nirvana in buddhism is the state of nothingness and freedom from inner-conflict achieved by annihilation of the self and transcendence from those earthly troubles which ultimately do not matter. I take it that warning speckle nirvana would be a state where all warning speckles cease to matter to my lazy nest and you could add as many as possible and still none would stick in any sense but a nominal one. Confirm or deny opinions on this if you feel it necessary; I have already formed my belief on it.}

Would I be able to activate my J. Hatcher in this thread to access gold tier questions?

The concept of NaQ is so offensive to me that you've acquired SO MANY warning speckles that you've SURPASSED the threshold for Warning Speckle Nirvana.. You've gone straight into the "shitzone".. I didn't name it. I would not have chosen that name.

Here's your prize:


Coincidentally, you now have access to Tin tier questions. Be gentle, they are a brittle bunch. Never speak of J. Hatcher again.