RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
03-27-2012, 10:19 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-29-2012, 09:36 PM by Anthano Zasalla.)
CHET. CHET'S THE NAME. YA' BETTER FUCKIN' REMEMBER IT
AIN'T TIME FOR NOTHIN' BUT TRUCKIN' AN' HE SWEARS BY GLORY CRAB JESUS THE NEXT LI'L FUCKIN' MILKSHAKE TA GET IN HIS WAY'S GONNA HAVE HISSELF A NICE MEAL O' BUCKSHOT
A'RIGHT, HERE GOES SHIT
Fight! IF HE AIN'T GONNA FIGHT HE AIN'T GONNA TRUCK
Ol' Hickory! YOU AIN'T GONNA KNOCK HIM OVER, SON. HE'S FUCKIN' STURDY. DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR GETTIN' SHOT BUT FUCK THAT
Sonovagun! EVERY GUN HE USES IS PUMP ACTION AND FIRES BUCKSHOT. AN' HE'S GOT A LOTTA BUCKSHOT
Iron Liver! HE DRINKS ALL THE SHIT HE WANTS AND DON'T FALL DOWN 'CAUSE MOMMA NEVER FUCKIN' SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
AIN'T TIME FOR NOTHIN' BUT TRUCKIN' AN' HE SWEARS BY GLORY CRAB JESUS THE NEXT LI'L FUCKIN' MILKSHAKE TA GET IN HIS WAY'S GONNA HAVE HISSELF A NICE MEAL O' BUCKSHOT
A'RIGHT, HERE GOES SHIT
Fight! IF HE AIN'T GONNA FIGHT HE AIN'T GONNA TRUCK
Ol' Hickory! YOU AIN'T GONNA KNOCK HIM OVER, SON. HE'S FUCKIN' STURDY. DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR GETTIN' SHOT BUT FUCK THAT
Sonovagun! EVERY GUN HE USES IS PUMP ACTION AND FIRES BUCKSHOT. AN' HE'S GOT A LOTTA BUCKSHOT
Iron Liver! HE DRINKS ALL THE SHIT HE WANTS AND DON'T FALL DOWN 'CAUSE MOMMA NEVER FUCKIN' SAID KNOCK YOU OUT