RE: Energy Drinks Thread
10-12-2014, 07:19 AM
So does literally any beverage, though. Anything that tastes like cream and sugar is tasty, because cream and sugar are fat and... sugar. Bodies love that shit. Nobody likes coffee, everybody likes the shit we hide coffee in. We just get so bound up in the self-deception for that sweet, sweet caffeine that we end up forcing ourselves to genuinely like something that's awful and burnt.
I don't like coffee very much, you guys.
(There are a tiny handful of things in which I admit a small hint of coffee flavor can be pleasant, in the same way as many unpalatably-bitter foods are nice as complements or seasonings; even then, though, dark caramel or anything that has a smoky or burnt taste to it works better. Get your friggin' espresso out of my tiramisu, you monster)
I don't like coffee very much, you guys.
(There are a tiny handful of things in which I admit a small hint of coffee flavor can be pleasant, in the same way as many unpalatably-bitter foods are nice as complements or seasonings; even then, though, dark caramel or anything that has a smoky or burnt taste to it works better. Get your friggin' espresso out of my tiramisu, you monster)