RE: Energy Drinks Thread
10-12-2014, 03:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-12-2014, 03:09 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
(10-12-2014, 02:56 AM)Wheat Wrote: »get ready to get SUPERCHARGED! From your favorite High End Energy Drink Producers...
Introducing RUDEFACE ENERGY: TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE!
A hell-born hybrid of grape and orange meets this fully synthetic bioengeneering wonder fruit in a refreshing, tangy, and stimulating tag-team on your taste buds like nothing you've ever tasted! You literally will have no idea what this tastes like!
It's a live wire! It's a thunderbolt! It's ball lightning! At a retailer near you, it's TECHNOBERRY GRORNGE! Zapping into the drinks or automotive solvents aisle! Kick it fast-ways, hip kids of today's youth!
WE'RE RUDEFACE ENERGY. GET SHOCKED.
contains 2% battery acid
Warning: Do not ingest,
in fact, don't even lick the outside of the can