Suburban Tot Super Street Gang

Personally I'd prefer they rob a gas station, but moving your search for weapons to the dumpster behind a gas station is a compromise I'm willing to accept.

Wait, no - find weapons, then use the weapons to jump one of gas station guys when he goes on smoke break, then take his wallet, then use the money to buy a kitten!

LVL--: Mollycoddled Quartet
Woah, woah. Slow down. You aren’t ready for something as ground shaking as a gas station robbery. Your underlings are still soft on the inside, wet behind the ears, and too used to hugs and kisses for their boo boos.

ROB A GAS STATION IS ADDED TO THE LIST OF LONG TERM GOLES
BUILD UNDERGROUND ARMS MPYER IS ADDED TO THE LIST OF LONG TERM GOLES


J:”*Goals, *Empire, Agenda isn’t spelled with a j or h.”

A! Search in the BAD PART OF TOWN

Yes! Not only will you find THE VERY BEST STICKS in the bad part of town, The Rapsca Lions will get valuable real, live on the street experience points.

The real challenge is going to be GETTING TO THE BAD PART OF TOWN.

Go scour some strip malls or something.

Same for this.

You can probably find something at the grocery store.

That too.

Ride around on bikes! Attempt death-defying stunts!

Cycling, because even hard core gangsters care about the earth.


D:”And then that one is you, and that one is you, and that one is me. And Alex is grey because they don’t make crayons that pale. And then we all gave the earth a hug!”



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High jumps, off curbs!


Riding, without hands!


Cool poses!


Falling, without hands!


Off road!


Movie magic!

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Alright, this is the end of the street. Half your gang can’t go any further without SUPERVISION. The oldest two don’t even live on this street and pretty much feel free to do whatever. The youngest ones, however, still have this nasty habit of doing what their parents tell them to do. You guys are the worst gang ever.

Seriously.

> Loiter

You stand around and look tough for about five minutes before getting reaaaaally bored.

>VANDALISM

Now you’re out of sidewalk chalk.

You resume loitering and wonder where everyone is today. How are you supposed to do things like

>Swagger about and glower at any other kids you come across.

and

Claim some territory, enforce empathy-free justice on kids who have wronged you, put bugs into people's food which inadvertently causes a town crisis--the sky is one of many limits!

With no one else around?



M:”Do other people even live here?”
A:”Yeah.”
D:”Probably.”
A:”Bigger people mostly.”
D:”They sleep in on Saturdays.”
A:”Then they have breakfast during lunchtime.”
D:”I think it’s lunchtime now.”
A:”Is it lunchtime?”
D:”It’s lunchtime. Melc-issa-Boss, can we stop playing for lunchtime?”
A:”Yeah, I kinda gotta pee.”
J:”Oh, same.”


The worst gang.