Energy Drinks Thread

Energy drinks are the worst, so gross and sugary and weird. And the calories! So many calories. I try not to drink calories in general (because even with stuff like juice, it's super calorie-dense and nutrition-poor, too easy to end up consuming more than you thought), but energy drinks deserve special mention because the not-lite kind are soda-level bad but without the taste to recommend them.

When I needed chemical stimulation, I just took caffeine pills.