[NOCTURNAL STIRRINGS] ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ M.A.F.I.A ☆ [24/25]

Schazer and Chwoka can suck a bag of dicks
It's on their account that I'm posting in limericks
Though my role may be faulty
I'm not unreasonably salty
As, like others, it's come with some tricks

Wait, what am I saying, that's not what you're here to see
Let's turn on a chill beat and solve some mystery.
All you jealous Chwokas can sit back and look at me
I’ll give you the sickest lyrics that you’ll hear this century

Yo it’s Keynes on the beat, that’s Keynes I repeat
My theory of economics is core and complete
When you see the name you know the verse will be replete
With more fresh logic than a logician in the hot seat

Now the scum are effete, they think their posts are discrete
But with some reading I can suss them out, that’s my conceit
And so I’ll repeat - I’m Keynes and I’m elite
And my sick flow will make the scum beat a hasty retreat

So all you jealous other Chwokas can sit back and take a look at me
I’m giving you the sickest lyrics that you’ll hear this century.

Look back at pregame, when the thread needed a hero
There was only one logical post in a wasteland of zero
That was me, you can see, Daddy Keynes and his pedigree
To sort the killer from the miller and bring the town victory

But look at you all - once day starts you ignore it
And like sheep you start to bleat, man how I deplore it
The game had only begun when I already found a clue
And you want to lynch me instead? How thoughtless of you

So all you jealous other Chwokas just sit back and take a look at me
I’m giving you the sickest lyrics that you’ll hear this century.

Trying to fit in’s not a sin, well it’s not if you’re maf
They want to lay low, they can’t stand to show off
So you see a post that’s unique and starts to get your attention
If you vote for that post on my team, then you’ll earn a suspension

No, you gotta find the people that try not to show
The quiet little posts that say nothing and follow
An easy wagon to ride will do for them in a pinch
So grab a content free voter and give them a lynch

Now all you jealous other Chwokas are gonna follow along with me
While I lead us to the cleanest town sweep in Eagletime history.

Vote: #115