IRC highlights!

20:16 elpie I'm gonna see if I can get anyone on omegle to convert to Islam if I promise them my nudes
20:17 CreditsMadAblution are you going to pretend to be a /male/ muslim while making such a proposition
20:17 elpie I'm just sending "Hey 24f convert to Islam and I'll send u nudes"
20:18 CreditsMadAblution that's very misleading. What if they look it up and find the Quad City Slammers instead
20:18 CreditsMadAblution you just made yourself a few basketball fans
20:18 CreditsMadAblution which is way worse
20:19 elpie I don't think I've gotten a nonbot yet
20:19 elpie Is the problem
20:19 CreditsMadAblution Slamaddah: I Slam every morning, evening and night, in the name o' Kobe.
20:20 CreditsMadAblution https://go.mibbit.com/thumb.php?x=32&y=3...anner3.jpg
20:20 CreditsMadAblution swegg https://go.mibbit.com/thumb.php?x=32&y=3...2BSURA.jpg
20:21 CreditsMadAblution Allah's Grand Slam toniiittttteeee :33333333333 https://go.mibbit.com/thumb.php?x=32&y=3...tball7.jpg
20:22 elpie Can we agree that Omegle is the most spectacularly failed experiment in Internet history
20:22 Gnauga celebrate
20:22 Gnauga Slammadan
20:22 elpie Like, they tried to facilitate human connection and people immediately used it for sex
20:22 elpie And then they added a separate sex section and people still used the non-sex section for sex cause there were more likely to be girls on it
20:22 elpie And now it's 95% bots
20:23 Gnauga name one human innovation
20:23 Gnauga that was not somehow used for sex
20:23 CreditsMadAblution shoots a hoop full o' holy while smiling and raising a thumbs up to Elpie
20:23 elpie It's actually impossible to find a human to connect you even a 14-year-old kid trying to see your tits on Skype
20:23 elpie I know gnauga
20:23 Gnauga :]
20:23 elpie But most of those remain possible to use for their original purpose
20:24 CreditsMadAblution I'm not sure toasters are used for sex, guys
20:24 elpie Oh credit
20:24 elpie So naive
20:24 Gnauga the naivete
20:24 Gnauga so cute
20:25 CreditsMadAblution how /does one find a way/. why
20:25 elpie I mean burning kink is pretty common?
20:25 CreditsMadAblution facepalms
20:26 elpie I'm mostly just going by like
20:26 *** CreditsMadAblution is now known as CreditTheSexObject
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20:26 elpie The normal range of BDSM activities + stuff I see on Tumblr
20:26 Gnauga credit as a sex object
20:26 Gnauga as in, copyright
20:26 CreditTheSexObject Look what you've done. Now I have to start the first wave of Toasterism
20:27 elpie Protect the toasters from salacious Internetters
20:27 Gnauga rights of ownership over intellectual property
20:27 Gnauga : the kink
20:27 CreditTheSexObject Toast Solicitation shall be Denied at all times
20:27 elpie Gnauga that's extremely basic
20:27 elpie That's just slave contracts
20:28 Gnauga so basic i'm baking soda
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20:28 CreditTheSexObject There's a much wider range of Toaster Abuse that the public must be aware of
20:29 CreditTheSexObject Online scammers will always promise sexual favours before presenting you with a toaster
20:29 CreditTheSexObject So Stay Safe!
20:29 Gnauga :^)

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