Bud Muckman, International Archivist - An Adventure By Chwoka

Use them as stunt doubles for the untalented teenagers you are going to pass off as the underdog team

Oh, hey, that's even better than using them as the opponents. You can just sneak your real team into the championship once you find the right losers. You won't even need to do that much rigging because these guys will trounce the competition.

But first you're going to need some untalented teenagers to pass off as your team.

Well, head to the nearest junior high school then!

And that means heading for the nearest junior high school. You ask around at the casino, but people mostly wonder why you're looking for a junior high school at this time of night. You awkwardly explain that you're looking for a place nearby to enroll your kids and you want to visit the grounds as soon as possible. Maybe even camp out there overnight so you can get started on registering as soon as the place opens. That's totally not creepy in the slightest.

Eventually, someone gives you an address and directions. You head over there, but the school's closed so it's not like you can go hunting for losers right now.

So how are you going to pass the time until morning? You could just sleep, but you've got a time limit here and you've probably got other preparations to make for your big scheme.