Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Tri-Shank

*Krshhh*

Age... ...72... ----terference clea---.... *krshhh* .... freq---- ....eath conf.... aring Trout protocol---

*Krshhh*


Sruixan steps up to the plate, raring to go after yesterday's soggy disappointment.

Sanzh isn't having any of it.



*Krshhh*

T-30 Se---

*Krshhh*


But Sruixan can't stop WON'T STOP

and in a daring plunge off the second-floor balcony plunges his shank straight past Sanzh's dinky little sign to retake his throne as DAYSHANK CHAMPION.

Sanzh was a Regular Shanker.

The rest of the (loaded up on HANDSMAN goods) crowd wonders why they can't get in on the action like that, before realizing they can.

OztheWizard is promptly mobbed and dismembered.

OztheWizard was a ZOMBIE SHANKER.

*Krshhh*

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Drop

Two days after his untimely death, x1372's transponder had finally gotten a signal through. With his death and the whale press conference's completion, there was nothing left to stop ORBITAL SHANK DROP CODENAME: TROUT.

Much to x1372's ghostly dismay, the coordinates he'd entered two days earlier were by this point somewhat off the mark. Still on the mark enough to catch out one unlucky shanker who didn't have the sense to get out of the way, though.


Mockup of dead Sai - in actuality the shank drop obliterated the corpse.

Sai was a Regular Shanker.

With three more shankers dead, there wasn't much to do but wait on the WHALE AWARD CEREMONY to finally get underway. While Oz's corpse had been as bloodless as ever, everyone was too eager to check out their HANDSMAN purchases to consider another groupshank for the day.

It is now TWILIGHT. Groupshanking is suspended. You can still talk in-thread.

You can still shop at HANDSMAN if you have purchased less than four items.

You can still vote to elect someone for either (or both) PACKAGES. (With 16 players alive it takes a plurality to elect a package-receiver).

You may plan/submit your tentative night actions in your Quicktopic.

Twilight will end... SOON.