Bud Muckman, International Archivist - An Adventure By Chwoka

now win

Yeah, your plan goes off without a hitch. The wheel lands on Red-12 just a moment after you make your bet. Well, maybe your ferret thinks it didn't go quite so smoothly, but whatever.

Regardless, it's time to collect your winnings and...

win a soccer team instead of cashdollar

Wait, what? The casino staff says you won too much and they can't pay it out right now. But you need the money fast! (Plus they're probably just making excuses.)

They offer you a soccer team as collateral and then kick you out because they're pretty sure every winner is a cheat.

Well, this is just great. The movie demands a football team, and it was American, so this soccer team isn't going to cut it. Then again, you do need a hopeless football team, so maybe these suckers can help you out.

You organize a quick practice match to see just how hopeless they are and... What the hell? These guys are the best football players you've ever seen! How are you supposed to make your phony movie with a team like this?