Bud Muckman, International Archivist - An Adventure By Chwoka

get a tiny, surly fairy to weasel under the roulette wheel and tilt it

Naturally, you've brought your pet weasel who can surely ferry several tiny wedges from around the casino under the roulette wheel.

Under quite short notice at that, your weasel has located and jammed a steak knife under the roulette wheel. Nobody seems to have noticed, except for the man who was eating the steak. Clearly understanding your situation and eager to help, the man threw his other utensils at your weasel.

You now have a tine-y weasel that surely ferries.