gaming tournament. be hardcore. wow

You get up, you eat breakfast, you go to school or a job. You perform adequately, but you're nothing special. The same thing every day, with nothing to distract you from your inevitable slide towards oblivion. Can anything be done? No. There is no escape.hidden boner secret
Until Now
Welcome to the

It says "eagle time no.1 annual[?] video games tournament challenge haha sweet!!"
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It's going to be like person versus person in a fistfight to the death. The battlefield? Video games. The fistfight? Playing those video games simultaneously on the internet. And you could earn the coveted title of "person on the internet who is good at video games"! Or lose!

HOW THIS'D WORK IF MORE THAT TWO PEOPLE WERE UP FOR IT (THEY WON'T BE)
Alright so this thing would be divided into rounds, each round being a different game. All the games will either be easily emulatable or freeware and easy to get running so no overt need to worry about that. The rounds will use a service such as tinychat to allow simultaneous competitive play. The challenges for each round will range from completing a level of a certain game the fastest to getting the highest score in a certain amount of time. IT DEPENDS ON THE GAME! GOSH SO EXCITING!?MY LITTLE BONER: FRIENDSHIP IS PENIS DICKS

so uh post here if you think you might be interested! time zones and other shit can get sorted LATER

LIST OF BATTLE-READY WARRIORS, MAYBE, UNLESS THEY DECIDE THEY DON'T WANT IN, THAT'S COOL TOO
Mehgamehn Waved the least races
Granolaman Defeated by Wood Man and his minions
Phish Got hit a bunch by that one fucking helicopter boss
Pick Yer Poison
soundlyParanoid Sent the wrong blockles items