RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
03-26-2012, 02:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-26-2012, 04:20 AM by Gnauga.)
Okbod McCrabface has come!
A towering skinless crab with external ribs. It has a pair of branching antennae and a square shell. It knows and intones the names of all it meets. Beware its deadly dust!
Loud! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU ENTER THE TITTY-SHITTING ROOM BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE YOURSELF AND A STADIUM FULL OF SCREAMING MONKS COULDN'T OUTLOUD YOU.
Dust! DEADLY. FUCKING. DUST. It'll knock anyone STONE FUCKIN' COLD just try you.
Sense! These mothertrucking antennae let you smell the fucking fear exuding from any sissy-ass punks in godforsaken proximity.
Know and intone! FUCK YOU'RE A CREEPY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. You some kind of STALKER?
A towering skinless crab with external ribs. It has a pair of branching antennae and a square shell. It knows and intones the names of all it meets. Beware its deadly dust!
Loud! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHEN YOU ENTER THE TITTY-SHITTING ROOM BECAUSE YOU FUCKING PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE YOURSELF AND A STADIUM FULL OF SCREAMING MONKS COULDN'T OUTLOUD YOU.
Dust! DEADLY. FUCKING. DUST. It'll knock anyone STONE FUCKIN' COLD just try you.
Sense! These mothertrucking antennae let you smell the fucking fear exuding from any sissy-ass punks in godforsaken proximity.
Know and intone! FUCK YOU'RE A CREEPY-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. You some kind of STALKER?
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