Home and Living general advice thread

I do not. Sorry.

Also guy in what way are you suggesting I cook those eggs I'm not finding it clear.

You've never scrambled eggs before?

Basically, you crack the eggs into a bowl, attack them with a whisk or fork until the yolk and the white are blended together, then toss them in a pan and fry 'em up. Once they have a chance to cook, you add the seasoning and sprinkle on the cheese (so it can get a bit melty), and the vegetables as well if you want. When I make the dish w/ chips, the last step is to crush them up and stir them through the eggs, get 'em nice and distributed.