RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
03-26-2012, 02:00 AM
Joe Sandy Claw's Zoidvolkenstein
Driver:
A guy named Joe Sandy Claw. Don't ask how he got into this. Really. BUT HE IS FUCKING IN. THAT'S WHAT.
Here are his traits:
Drive! - that's right, you can fuckin' DRIVE, man. Ain't need no pussy license for this SHIT.
Panzcer! - You got these two fucking claws that can HIT THINGS, PINCH THINGS, and PICK UP FLOWERS. YEAH, that's right. FLOWERS.
IRRADICAL! - Your crab is entirely on fire. Cold fire. Motherfuckin' radioactive fire.
MarinRAIDER! - You can spray 100% pure everclear to POWDER YOUR ENEMIES' STATS LIKE A BABY'S BUTT. Also this metaphor is lame.
Driver:
A guy named Joe Sandy Claw. Don't ask how he got into this. Really. BUT HE IS FUCKING IN. THAT'S WHAT.
Here are his traits:
Drive! - that's right, you can fuckin' DRIVE, man. Ain't need no pussy license for this SHIT.
Panzcer! - You got these two fucking claws that can HIT THINGS, PINCH THINGS, and PICK UP FLOWERS. YEAH, that's right. FLOWERS.
IRRADICAL! - Your crab is entirely on fire. Cold fire. Motherfuckin' radioactive fire.
MarinRAIDER! - You can spray 100% pure everclear to POWDER YOUR ENEMIES' STATS LIKE A BABY'S BUTT. Also this metaphor is lame.