BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS

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BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
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RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS
Joe Sandy Claw's Zoidvolkenstein

Driver:

A guy named Joe Sandy Claw. Don't ask how he got into this. Really. BUT HE IS FUCKING IN. THAT'S WHAT.

Here are his traits:

Drive! - that's right, you can fuckin' DRIVE, man. Ain't need no pussy license for this SHIT.

Panzcer! - You got these two fucking claws that can HIT THINGS, PINCH THINGS, and PICK UP FLOWERS. YEAH, that's right. FLOWERS.

IRRADICAL! - Your crab is entirely on fire. Cold fire. Motherfuckin' radioactive fire.

MarinRAIDER! - You can spray 100% pure everclear to POWDER YOUR ENEMIES' STATS LIKE A BABY'S BUTT. Also this metaphor is lame.


Messages In This Thread
BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by MaxieSatan - 03-26-2012, 01:18 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Pharmacy - 03-26-2012, 02:00 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Gnauga - 03-26-2012, 02:43 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Pharmacy - 03-28-2012, 12:48 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Gnauga - 03-28-2012, 02:29 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Gnauga - 03-29-2012, 02:21 AM
RE: BIG MUTHERFUCKIN' CRAB TRUCKERS - by Pharmacy - 03-29-2012, 09:12 AM