Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Seedy, however, is nowhere to be found. The only noise the crowd can hear is the surf and the rumbling that started when the crowd exploded in response to Schazer's introduction.

A rumbling that seems to be coming from... beneath. the. ship.

Tentacles of all sizes erupt around the S.S. Whalenaught, encircling it in seconds. The spotlights strain to turn towards one floating high above the chaos, carrying a very particular passenger.

Seedy.

She says nothing, the tentacles slowly wrapping around each and every observer - and the plankton-fiber stream. She snaps her fingers, and they glow with an eldritch power. The world is plunged into a vision.

A vision of WHALE DUELS PAST.

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"Though the battle between Granolaman and Truegreen for the Southern Shelf Ice Mines was long and hard-fought, both forces were ultimately routed when a small force of doctor-kitten-piloted heavy Walrus tanks, led by Seedy, emerged from the mines themselves and obliterated the unsuspecting troops. These mines have been hotly contested throughout the battle so far, but why anyone wants these mines is as yet unknown."






"Schazer's minke whale ally was infused with the powers of eldritch (not whale) gods, giving it the ability to tear holes in space-time with its mighty bellows!"



"Schazer sounded a battlecry so magnificent it moved the elder whales themselves to tears."






"Seedy befriended a nice Kraken and convinced it to join her in her murderquest."

As quickly as they had arrived, the tentacles retract, taking Seedy back to the depths with them.

The Herald - and the crowd - are still reeling from the psychedelic experience, but THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

Up next.... Truegreen? Sorry, sorry...

UP NEXT! TRUEGREEN!