RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Night Four: WHALE DUEL: PORPRESS CONFERENCE (30/71 Alive)
08-25-2014, 06:07 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-25-2014, 11:08 PM by Mirdini.)
Schazer's approach starts out far less bombastic than Pharmacy's. That is until the conning tower lights up again, bearing a photographic snapshot of the WHALE DIMENSION in all its glory.
The crowd goes wild. The ship rumbles.
Schazer clambers up onto the stage in desultory fashion, casually tossing what seems to be a phone up and down in her hand. Ignoring the mood of the deck entirely, she picks up the microphone and starts talking.
"Well, I managed to chronicle this much of that total shitstorm before my battery died."
She chucks her phone into the crowd, where it is quickly brought to the WHALETECHS and beamed onto the world wide fishweb for all to see.
"All I have is the truth and my journalistic integrity, ask me anything - I have nothing to hide" she continues, before hopping back off the stage and vanishing back into her entourage.
The viewers are too enthralled with reading her take-no-prisoners FULL ACCOUNT of whale battles to notice her absence.
The Herald pulls its attention away from the computer screen in front of it long enough to continue the show... about half an hour later. No-one minds.
Remember, if you have any questions for Schazer, feel free to ask via her EXALTED BLOGG.
But for now, please turn your attention back towards the stage foooooor...
SEEDY!
The crowd goes wild. The ship rumbles.
Schazer clambers up onto the stage in desultory fashion, casually tossing what seems to be a phone up and down in her hand. Ignoring the mood of the deck entirely, she picks up the microphone and starts talking.
"Well, I managed to chronicle this much of that total shitstorm before my battery died."
She chucks her phone into the crowd, where it is quickly brought to the WHALETECHS and beamed onto the world wide fishweb for all to see.
Schazer Wrote:
![[Image: 6vh0fw8.png]](https://i.imgur.com/6vh0fw8.png)
"All I have is the truth and my journalistic integrity, ask me anything - I have nothing to hide" she continues, before hopping back off the stage and vanishing back into her entourage.
The viewers are too enthralled with reading her take-no-prisoners FULL ACCOUNT of whale battles to notice her absence.
The Herald pulls its attention away from the computer screen in front of it long enough to continue the show... about half an hour later. No-one minds.
Remember, if you have any questions for Schazer, feel free to ask via her EXALTED BLOGG.
But for now, please turn your attention back towards the stage foooooor...
SEEDY!