RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Night Four: WHALE DUEL: PORPRESS CONFERENCE (30/71 Alive)
08-25-2014, 06:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-20-2017, 01:37 PM by Mirdini.)
Palamedes walks up, fending off a gaggle of fans and sycophants all clamoring for his autograph. It seems news of his victory has... somehow... preceded his press conference! He salvages the microphone from the savaged podium, turning to address the crowd.
"Unlike some of my compatriots, I don't need to resort to propaganda or anything similarly petty to prove myself. I know I was victorious, and the truth will out! I am sure the Whale Dimension will provide evidence ot that effect via a reputable, objective source."
He glances toward the starboard bow.
As if on cue, a WHALE DIMENSION PORTAL yawns open near the S.S. Whalenaught. To the crowd's shock, some form of tidal wave comes roaring out, soon swamping the deck with...
newspapers?
An enterprising newswhale takes up the call.
"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!"
Palamedes gives a self-satisfied smile before clapping his hands and winking out of existence alongside every newspaper that wasn't picked up. None of the observing WHALECAMERAS manage to spot the brief flicker of an editor's office behind him.
The Herald's voice is muffled by the newspaper it is eagerly devouring in both a literal and metaphorical sense.
IT'S TIME! FOR! PHARMACY!
"Unlike some of my compatriots, I don't need to resort to propaganda or anything similarly petty to prove myself. I know I was victorious, and the truth will out! I am sure the Whale Dimension will provide evidence ot that effect via a reputable, objective source."
He glances toward the starboard bow.
As if on cue, a WHALE DIMENSION PORTAL yawns open near the S.S. Whalenaught. To the crowd's shock, some form of tidal wave comes roaring out, soon swamping the deck with...
newspapers?
An enterprising newswhale takes up the call.
"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!"
Palamedes Wrote:
![[Image: NR7__5_hO5hpsyp5PykgUTzsoLE_zPzDzHs7P1jW...ize_mode=3]](https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/2/AABEs0HudpeYALaVy_0KSF0Oue5B24I637qa4j2U-JOXCQ/12/64979736/png/32x32/3/1513792800/0/2/WHALES.png/EInPtjIYliIgBygH/NR7__5_hO5hpsyp5PykgUTzsoLE_zPzDzHs7P1jWVeg?dl=0&preserve_transparency=1&size=1600x1200&size_mode=3)
Palamedes gives a self-satisfied smile before clapping his hands and winking out of existence alongside every newspaper that wasn't picked up. None of the observing WHALECAMERAS manage to spot the brief flicker of an editor's office behind him.
The Herald's voice is muffled by the newspaper it is eagerly devouring in both a literal and metaphorical sense.
IT'S TIME! FOR! PHARMACY!