Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Special Delivery

Top Safety Tip Of The Day!

Sadly, it seems yd12k has not read the above poster or anything similar ever before, and so he tears into the package without a care in the world despite the numerous red flags, including

• Strange liquid dripping from the corners
  
• The distinct smell of gunpowder
  
• Metallic rustling on handling
  
• Dangerously sharp lumps
  

All highly suspicious! Not suspicious enough for yd12k, though.

yd12k was a REGULAR SHANKER. He was also a WHALE DUELIST, and his untimely death will not keep him from competing in the press conference as he had already submitted his press docket before the day began. It remains to be seen whether he can achieve a fabled posthumous victory. He will sadly be unavailable for any Q&A sessions.

The other package sits in antisequitur's hands. Not watching. Not really waiting, either. It's not sentient, remember. But it sits there.

Day Four ends in ~49 hours at 2:00 PM EST on Thursday, August 21st.

With 34 players alive it takes 18 votes to groupshank.