The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

I have literally no money, not a single cent, and the only physical objects that are technically mine are the free t-shirts i've gotten from various events over the years (and miscellaneous objects, like a broken camera, a nintendo gamecube, an associate's degree, a bunch of birthday cards addressed to the wrong name, etc).

tomorrow i'm gonna start spending 3 nights at a friend's house while i go figure out how i''m supposed to get an apartment and a job close together and also close to people who will help me not die and i have no idea what my options are and what i'm doing