Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

❤ ~ I LOVE SHANK ~ ❤

The arena for the day's groupshanking inevitably takes place along the coastline, in the YACHT WAREHOUSE that each of the whale battlers has surreptitiously stashed the boats they spent the night on in.

Things begin much as they did on the previous day, the crowd's zombie hatred undimmed by Prime Intellect and Chocolate Pi's re-deaths. While most of the shankers start pointing their knives at Cat, however, a dramatic turn of events is taking place in one corner of the loading dock...

Akumu and Pharas are locked deep in conversation, staring out toward a bay filled with tusskling narwhals. His charming banter is only mildly offset by a godawful pun or two, and... could it be?

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Whether it's the radiation from the leaking nuclear submarine nearby, or simple fatalism amidst the constant deaths, it seems the pair might just continue where Beruru's tragic death left off. That is up until Pharas' smile turns into a frenzied grin.

"THE DEMON MUST DIEEEEEE!" she screams, plunging her knife into his back several dozen times.

Akumu's lifeless body slips to the floor. Pharas collapses next to him, succumbing to massive cardiac trauma.

Akumu was a REGULAR SHANKER that forgot the first rule of Shank A Bitch - it's SHANK OR BE SHANKED.

Pharas was Beruru's SHANKING LOVER. She had been temporarily saved by Demonsul's quasi-medical attentions on the previous night, and thus given a few hours to seek REVENGE for her sweetheart's death.


With the score Shanking 1, Love 0 the crowd is about to turn back to matters at hand when a MAIL PACKAGE comes crashing through one of the warehouse windows, preceded by a muffled 'SPECIAL DELIVERY, BITCHES'. Upon closer examination there's a message attached...

Addressed:

you missed 1
but this is 0 it
try again 2 morrow

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Day Four ends in 138 hours at 12:00 PM EST on Thursday, August 21st.

With 35 players alive it takes 18 votes to groupshank.

Livelist (35/71)

1. Schazer
2. Solaris
3. Sai
4. Not The Author
5. Seedy
6. SupahKiven
7. Palamedes
8. Pharmacy
9. Granolaman
10. Coldblooded
11. TehPilot
12. cyber95
13. Niall
14. konec0
15. amosmyn
16. Deviant One
17. Sanzh
18. Phish
19. antisequitur
20. yd12k
21. Dragon Fogel
22. Gnauga
23. Whimbrel
24. LegendaryQ
25. Chwoka
26. Dalmationer
27. Sruixan
28. Breadpocalypse
29. Scoffles
30. Acionyx
31. Plaid
32. speedchuck
33. Truegreen
34. Cat
35. Ixcaliber