Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Day Four: Fair and Baleenced Coverage

The sun peeks out over the horizon to reveal whales, whales and more cetaceans as far as the eye can see - which is just across the bay filled with whales. It seems that all of whalekind has assembled for the looming press conference, and the noise coming from the bay certainly lends credence to that hypothesis.

But you shankers couldn't care less about how many whales are out there, what's really important is WHO'S DEAD.

AgentBlue was an Insomniac Shanker. They could hardly get an hour of sleep on a good night, and with all these shankers raising hell from sundown to sunup no night was a good night. Which left them grumpy enough to stab 'em in broad daylight. AgentBlue couldn't shank anyone at night, but could anonymously shank one person each day. They could also recognize anyone who tried to shank them in the night. Shanked once!

Loather was also an Insomniac Shanker, and is also very dead. Shanked once!

Crowstone was a Regular Shanker. Shanked twice!

Anacreon was a Regular Shanker. Shanked once!

Makerofthegames was a Regular Shanker. Shanked once!

Bigro was a Regular Shanker. Shanked twice!

Mikeee was an Escape Artist. Shanked twice!

Beruru was a LOVER SHANKER. Her and her partner-in-love shared a quicktopic and could each shank separately. However, if either lover died the other would tragically take their own life that very night. Shanked twice - messily!

x1372 was an ELITE BODYGUARD. As Dang Ron Paul's last line of defense, he'd been left behind to cause a little mischief in the ranks. Each night he could DEFEND another shanker from attacks, shanking up to two assailants while blocking their murder attempts. If more than two shankers attempted to kill his target, however, both he and the player he was bodyguarding would die. He also started with a DELUXE vest rather than a pathetic regular one. Shanked twice!

Demonsul was an ACUPUNCTURE SPECIALIST. Each night he could treat another player to an ACUPUNCTURE SPECIAL shanking. This shanking would function like a normal shanking unless his target was dying of stab wounds - in which case it would save them from death. Shanked once!

Even more importantly, WHO'S UN-DEAD?

Cat and Ixcaliber have RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE.

With all that out of the way and the press conference apparently held up by some sort of Narwhal correspondent's strike, the living bitches suppose it's time to get back down to good ol' shanking business.

Day Four ends in 144 hours at 12:00 PM EST on Thursday, August 21st. With 37 players alive it takes 19 votes to groupshank.

Livelist (37/71)

1. Schazer
2. Solaris
3. Sai
4. Not The Author
5. Akumu
6. Seedy
7. SupahKiven
8. Palamedes
9. Pharmacy
10. Granolaman
11. Coldblooded
12. TehPilot
13. cyber95
14. Niall
15. antisequitur
16. amosmyn
17. Deviant One
18. Sanzh
19. Phish
20. konec0
21. yd12k
22. Dragon Fogel
23. Gnauga
24. Whimbrel
25. LegendaryQ
26. Chwoka
27. Dalmationer
28. Sruixan
29. Breadpocalypse
30. Scoffles
31. Acionyx
32. Plaid
33. speedchuck
34. Truegreen
35. Cat
36. Ixcaliber
37. Pharas